"My apartment is infested with koala bears. It’s the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don’t want them to."
(Mitch Hedberg)


Blogger Jill said...

Have you ever seen a koala bear, though? They sleep, heavy-bodied, at the forks of gum trees, but even from below you can see they're as heavy as you are, that their claws are fearsome and that they don't give a damn.

I've never met one f2f, of course, just me at the bottom of the tree and the koala at the top. I don't think many people have come much closer.

The little souvenir koalas are pretty cute.

August 31, 2005 9:02 am  
Blogger mrtn said...

I have never been south of the mediterranean, I'm afraid. But still: I can't believe you just used the adjective fearsome in connection to the noun koala.

"Hey Bruce! Look out for that fearsome koala bear!"

They must be wickedly telegenic. Now I'm scared of them.

August 31, 2005 9:38 am  

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