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Pathetic? Sexually frustrated? Closet homosexual? Then this website is just the thing for you: Imaginary Girlfriends.

* Tired of your friends and family telling you to get a girlfriend?
* Want to make that certain someone a little jealous? Need a confidence boost?
* Just feeling lonely sometimes?

With an Imaginary Girlfriend, you can carry on a completely fictitious, yet authentic looking relationship with the girl of your choice. Browse through our site and choose your favorite girl to see what she can offer as your Imaginary Girlfriend.

(My italics. As if they were neccessary.)