Immanuel Kant was a real pissantThey bloody well did their writing under the influence, that's for sure.
who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
who could drink you under the table
David Hume could outconsume
Schopenhauer and Hegel
and Wittgenstein was a drunken swin
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.