the caucus wants YOU
The recent rise of the singularity caucus, that despicable, derivative and decadent band of rabble-rousers, is no cause for concern for the particularity caucus. While the singularity is but an pebble in the stream of history, the particularity is every drop of water, flowing in congress, ever onward, to the sea of the future. The singularity will be left behind, as will those who side with it.
Should the singularity triumph (though they will surely not), not only would our great work fall, but with it would fall the accomplishments of four thousand years of history! Its most lofty achievements, these - the pinnacles of culture and civilisation - all cast down in the dust, for the preposterous idea of "singularity".
The singularity has brought its destructive force to bear on us, and our losses have been great, but rest assured that the tide is with us. That we are prevailing.
We are prevailing - through our bond of brotherhood.
We are prevailing - by our strength in numbers.
We are prevailing - through our unity of consciousness, and the individuality of our spirits.
Where they are the rock, we are the river. Where they are the wind, we are the trees. Where they are one, we will be many.
We need you. Join the caucus.