Measuring the speed of a meme? Pathetic plea for attention, more like it. Most memes at least provide a little stick with their carrot. Like the "I am a faceless, dead 3-year old who died in a fire. Which also burned my face off. I look like a 3-year old without a face. I will come and look at you in the night if you don't forward this sms. With my eyes - without a face." That one at least had some freak factor. Phfft. I wouldn't propagate this meme in a million yearsohbugger.