Well, sure, John Maynard Keynes was a big, important economist. But let's talk about substantive issues, here, like his sex life. What was he doing? And with whom? Inquiring political minds need to know! Luckily his sex diaries tell us everything we could possibly want to know. For instance: did you know - I didn't - that he was schtupping fellow Bloomsburyian Lytton Strachey? Those brilliant, bonking Bloomsbury bisexuals.