Benediction of eggs
Speaking of things bacon, I've been meaning to share this video of Gordon Ramsey making scrambled eggs:
I hate Ramsey's tv persona (maybe he isn't a drill-sergeant dickhead off screen, but who knows?), but I have to hand it to him: I have made scrambled eggs this way 5 times now, and they turn out perfect every time. This one is a life-changer, folks. I am never making scrambled eggs the old way again. I think this recipe achieves wisped oviary nirvana.
(oh, and obviously, you add bacon to this. C'mon, Ramsey: just tomatoes and mushrooms? What are you, a girl?)