I miss the old Bill Clinton. Come back, Bill!
You can bring your hair, too!
Incidentally, reporters from (. . .) recently learned that mr. Clinton's hairdo was, in fact, the center of a scandal long before this photo was taken, and the ensuing follicular description took place. The scandal was this: Bill Clinton got a haircut on Air Force One and made some people wait. Afterwards a bunch of people lied about what happened, and made a bunch of other people angry. The End.