Dear Sir,

Thank you for submitting to our blog your essay on rejection letters for our review. We at (...) have read it with great pleasure and enthusiasm. However, we feel it is not quite right for rejecting at this time. Despite its many flaws - it is, at times, quite overwritten, too enthused with its own voice, too flawless in its grammar and ortography, in short: too clever by half - we still found it endearing and resonant to issues which are close to our heart, having had the dubious but enduring pleasure of editing magazines ourselves. Therefore, despite these numerous flaws, we have decided not to reject your piece at this time. Thank you for your interest in our blog.

Sincerely,
Martin Grüner Larsen,
editor & publisher in chief di tutti capi